Ever notice that your life is slowly morphing into an intense staring contest with one screen or another?
They're everywhere, I tell you.
You're looking at one RIGHT NOW!
Well someone has to comment on what's happening on those screens. Possibly via some sort of gigantic worldwide source of information that we have access to at our fingertips 24/7. I haven't checked, but I'm pretty sure this is in like, the top nine percent of the most original ideas of all time, this commenting-on-things-you-can-watch-or-read thing.
Byline: NAILED IT.
So come along on this unprecedented journey into the unknown! Marvel at well-reasoned opinions from a media industry veteran!
See overwrought opinions on the genius of films others deem nigh-unwatchable! Or the crappy opinions on TV shows you think are brilliant but are actually crap!
Gather around the boob tube/LCD screen/touchscreen/outdoor installation/movie theater screen and then read what you should have thought of them later!
Also please don't tell anyone my idea--can you imagine the competition if other people knew they could share their opinions online?!
